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August 16, 2006

Bush's All-New Dumbest Statement Ever

I spotted this gem of a headline on Yahoo News yesterday:

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"Bush says U.S. safer, but not yet safe." What the hell does that mean? How can something be a greater degree of something that it is not?

That's like saying "Bush is smarter, but not yet smart." What a moron. I hereby dub him the "Mad-Lib President" for all the sense he makes. I think he gets his inspiration from poorly-arranged refrigerator magnets.

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Excellent! :-D

You have to understand that he is speaking to people who are as dumb as he is and, therefore, understand him ... unfortunately, there are far too many of them out there.

And he said Monday that we must stay in Iraq until the mission is over. I thought the mission was accomplished almost three years ago ... flight suit, aircraft carrier, big sign ... or maybe he doesn't remember.

That comment is like those mastercard ads...priceless.

We misunderestimate how dumb George W. Bush is.

i saw a bumpersticker yesterday that read

"george bush is a fucking idiot and YOU KNOW IT"

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