I spotted this gem of a headline on Yahoo News yesterday:
"Bush says U.S. safer, but not yet safe." What the hell does that mean? How can something be a greater degree of something that it is not?
That's like saying "Bush is smarter, but not yet smart." What a moron. I hereby dub him the "Mad-Lib President" for all the sense he makes. I think he gets his inspiration from poorly-arranged refrigerator magnets.