Confession re: Dannielynn
I have a confession. I am the real father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, Dannielynn Birkhead von Anhalt Smith-Stern. And I have proof:
The resemblance is uncanny, and Anna Nicole and I did have one unforgettable night of parthenogenesistic (parthenogenetic?) bliss, right around the time of Dannielynn's conception.
I haven't been blogging lately because I've been so busy traveling, providing DNA, obtaining DNA, locking Howard out of the mansion and so on. But, come hell or highwater, I will claim my child!
Hilarious!
Welcome back, Ellen!
Posted by: Lee Anne | February 13, 2007 at 01:45 PM
LMAO.
Posted by: Bill | February 13, 2007 at 10:20 PM
This is so exciting--Mazel tov on the new little one! And remember to change the locks on the mansion!
Posted by: AlisonRose | February 16, 2007 at 11:12 AM
A report just came out that Dannielynn isn't even in Anna's will... Now everyone is going to come forward again and say "just kidding! the kid's not mine!"
Posted by: Miye | February 16, 2007 at 05:30 PM
What an adorable baby! Coochie, coochie, coo!
Posted by: Lisa B. | February 20, 2007 at 06:56 PM
The family resemblance is uncanny.
Posted by: david m | February 24, 2007 at 03:23 PM
Hitting up the funeral?? I thought you got to invite 50 people.
Posted by: Bill | March 01, 2007 at 10:17 PM