I just opened my Earthlink in box to find an email from Blueprinted C. Proletariat! Gosh, that name sounds familiar. Oh, I must open this email! The subject line is "Dirty Teen Caught on Video on Farm." I wonder what my old friend Blueprinted means by that? Wouldn't anyone who worked on a farm get dirty? And who would videotape a pig-feeding or a sheep-shearing? I don't understand... Gosh, I have to figure this out. Let me just click on this.
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Oops, I got distracted by another email. It seems that Honestest J. Cleaner has emailed me about "Good lucking tenes ermonously big d***." Now if that's not a compelling subject line, I don't know what is! The mystery of it all. I must get to the bottom of these. What are tenes? And what does it mean that they are good lucking? Here I go...
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