Pug Meets Face Analyzer

I came across The Face Analyzer today, and discovered wonderful new things about Hazel the Pug:

Most noteworthy - Hazel is 85% East Indian (I thought she was Chinese). She has average ambition and intelligence, and a surprisingly low "gay factor."  She scores quite high in politeness, which I have a hard time understanding, given her table manners.  And income?  I don't think so...she's been sponging off of me for almost four years now!

More analysis:

"You are not confrontational unless someone directly opposes your intellectual beliefs. You are highly concerned with your social status. You are keen to avoid risks that could jeopardize your long-term plans. You take a calculated approach to life, working hard to control all aspects of it in order to not leave anything important to chance.

"You tend to be a perfectionist and quite self-conscious. You sometimes wish you were less reserved and more like some others you see who are more bold and outspoken in social situations. But as much as you try to be like them, you cannot, because you care too much about the future to ever be comfortable taking risks in social situations.

Expected Occupations: Lawyer, Doctor, Investment Analyst, Accountant, Architect, Engineer, Professor, Researcher, Psychologist"

And the best part?  Hazel's celebrity look-alike is Kirsten Dunst!  I always thought she kind of looked like Moses Gunn:

or Jack Elam:

Comments

[Lisa]

You tell that Hazel to get off her rump and get a job! If she could be working as a doctor or a lawyer, there's no need for her to be sponging off of you.

[Ellen]

I know! I've tried to persuade her to get a job, but she just stares at me with a blank, Jack Elam-like look on her face. She spends most of the day goofing off and snorting.

[Paul]

Hooray for Hazel !!

[david]

Funny...

My celeb match is Mike Tyson! All these years I thought I looked like Bruce Willis!

[christian louboutin]

haha...It is so useful imformation for us to read...gogo..

[auctions]

Have a quick look around the car just to check for any accident damage to the bodywork like panels having any dents or bumpers if they are plastic.