As previously predicted, Dunkin Donuts announced today their latest specialty coffee drink, the Arsenicaccino. The Arsenicaccino is a delectable iced coffee blend with a generous helping of arsenic as a sugar substitute. "Studies have shown that many of our offerings, such as Croissandwiches and Boston Cream Donuts, are slowly killing our customers," said VP of Product Development Deborah Nelson. "We wanted to offer something for those who want to do the job a little more quickly, without worrying about those pesky, long-lasting and expensive health problems like diabetes and heart disease."
Starbucks quickly countered by announcing their newest offering, the Coagulatto. The Coagulatto is aimed at fans of the sinfully chocolate Chantico™ Drinking Chocolate, but with three times the fat, four times the chocolate, and a dollop of whipped cream on top. "It's absolutely delicious," noted Donald Harper, Starbucks VP of Beverage Experience. "Chantico™ Drinking Chocolate has been a big hit with our customers, and we wanted to offer something to those who crave a bit more chocolate and richness than what the Chantico™ offers."
Guess I will stay with good, old Southern sweet tea ! LOL
Posted by: Paul | June 02, 2005 at 05:16 AM
Starbucks still leads. They proved good marketing is effective.
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