I spotted this gem of a headline on Yahoo News yesterday:
"Bush says U.S. safer, but not yet safe." What the hell does that mean? How can something be a greater degree of something that it is not?
That's like saying "Bush is smarter, but not yet smart." What a moron. I hereby dub him the "Mad-Lib President" for all the sense he makes. I think he gets his inspiration from poorly-arranged refrigerator magnets.
Excellent! :-D
Posted by: Karen | August 16, 2006 at 07:37 PM
You have to understand that he is speaking to people who are as dumb as he is and, therefore, understand him ... unfortunately, there are far too many of them out there.
Posted by: Bill | August 17, 2006 at 01:21 PM
And he said Monday that we must stay in Iraq until the mission is over. I thought the mission was accomplished almost three years ago ... flight suit, aircraft carrier, big sign ... or maybe he doesn't remember.
Posted by: Bill | August 23, 2006 at 07:45 PM
That comment is like those mastercard ads...priceless.
Posted by: Ignatius Dedd | August 24, 2006 at 12:05 PM
We misunderestimate how dumb George W. Bush is.
Posted by: Culturetastic | December 25, 2006 at 07:50 PM
i saw a bumpersticker yesterday that read
"george bush is a fucking idiot and YOU KNOW IT"
Posted by: dwm | March 15, 2007 at 01:44 PM